reivynmourne's Journal

And the good word said: SMITE!
Hi! Howdy do everyone! This is my first post on my new Live Journal! (Applause) SO I'd just like to announce my arrival and that I look forward to seeing everyone in the near Future.

Alrighty! now to the meat and potatoes, or for you Atkin's dieteers the meat and the meat. For the vegetarians the Potatoes and onions! WOOT!

Okay, so I just recently saw the first episode of Futurama. Great episode! I saved it and the next morning my Compy's out ... again. AWWW CRAMMIT! So I do what any good tech head does. I blow away everything on my harddrive and start from scratch. Ouch. But at least I had what I wanted all nice and backed up. Oh well.

So I'm thinkin this is where I'm gonna post all my great adventures and let, if someone wishes to, someone turn them into a funny is yet goofy and politically incorrect cartoon on the internet for everyone to benefit from. Yay. I shall start it now, and it shall be good. Based on characters I came up with from Dungeons and Dragons. Any resemblence to any other characters is completely coincidental.

Personal Log July 8th 5th year of the 3rd age and the north star is at about a 63 degree angle.

"Well this is very peculiar ... THIS rock is banded agate, do you know what that means Bob?"

"It means that I can't eat it ... doesn't it"

"Very good Bob. Now, how about you stop taking my pretty rocks out of the walls here and go play with Dante there," with a quick fleeing plea to Dante and a heavy sigh from Dante " ... and find us some good firewood!"

"But fire bad. Fire burn Bob."

"Yes it did Bob, but didn't Dante make you all better?"

"Bob go with Dante and find wood!"

"Good Bob." A gave Dante a quick and fleeting glance which he returned with a look as if to say 'YOU OWE ME BIG' which I'm sure that I would get around to repaying, but now that the infamous Bob the Barbarian was gone I could continue my studies into the Language of Ancient red Wurms. It wasn't long however till Adonius, my personal librarian and good friend from the Dragon Wars had come up to me with a humble request.

"Excuse me sir, I hate to intrude but the store is once again in need of your expertise."

"Certainly." I replied while marking my spot in my book, setting it down on my hand carved cedar end table, and getting out of my favorite velvet lined arm chair in the whole lair. With Adonius I walked through the magic portal and arrived in my store. It wasn't a big store. I didn't want to attract to much attention to myself, but again I did want to be noticed so I set up a small 3 story magic shop complete with "lifts" and all the magic Items anyone could ever want. It was thoughtfully placed on Farplane of Existence where things that were were not and things that were not were. Every once in a while we'd end up getting a visit from a native who couldn't quite speak common, and so that time it required my certain nack at understanding people.

"Not a good day is it?"

"Why of course not! We never have good weather not here on Farplane." So what can't I not do for you today sir?"

To Be continued...

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